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1. (Tenacious D) (1465↑, 183↓)
1. The Greatest Band on Earth. Period. 2. a highly misunderstood force in the Rock genre that has influenced up and coming musicians worldwide. 3. Rock duo consisting of Jack Black (vocals, rhythm guitar), and Kyle Gass (lead guitar, backup vocals), occasionally hosting guests such as J.R. Reed, Sasquatch, and Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.

how can you say D fans dont like Zeppelin? They did an unplugged version of Tribute with a STAIRWAY solo for shit's sake\!

2. (tenacious d) (693↑, 124↓)
the best fucking band in the world

tenacious d rules

3. (Tenacious D) (575↑, 128↓)
A band which prides itself on being a very foul, if not hi-fucking-larious band that uses only acoustic instruments.

You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do... -Tenacious D

4. (Tenacious D) (450↑, 76↓)
The Two Kings.

"...not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead. Alright we'll do it\! We'll lead as Two Kings\!"

5. (tenacious d) (435↑, 86↓)
The bastard offspring of Satan himself... and proud of it\!

Have you seen my socks? I lost them at the Tenacious D show last night.

6. (tenacious d) (353↑, 66↓)
1. The two headed baby of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Molly Hatchet 2. The greatest band on earth, consisting of Jack Black, Rage Kage, occasionally Dave Grohl, Lee, Sassafrass (the Sasquatch), and Spiderman 3. One of the few things preventing the ultimate death of rock at the hands of shitty music by rocking socks 24/7 365.

All the ladies in the house say yeah, come on you mothafuckas say a prayer, when you fight, you gotsa fight fair, you mothafucka, you mothafucka\!, You know what time it is... TENACIOUS D TIME YOU MUTHAFUCKA GO\!

7. (Tenacious D) (346↑, 65↓)
Arguably the greatest band ever. Creaters of such classics as: Kielbasa, Tribute, Wonderboy, Friendship, and City Hall (just to name a few)

Their self-titled CD is great

8. (Tenacious D) (179↑, 24↓)
The best fucking band...but why you ask? 1. Their name is great. 2. They don't care what people think of them. 3. They got a friend named Lee 4. They don't play for money. 5. THEY ARE THE TWO KINGS\!

JB: "Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock for three, KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D\!"

9. (Tenacious D) (140↑, 26↓)
The best fucking damned, hard-rocking band in the universe

[Double Team] Damn\!\! a hard days rockin' better slip off my shoes let me get a little stretch and a bend dip my toes to jacuzzi, baby slip out this book Butress of Windsor HO HO HO who's this how's it goin' that's the first thing I say to you how's it goin, are you flowin' listen honey thinking 'bout a couple things to say to you showin' growin' man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze and squeeeeeeeze take off your blouse and your underpants then take a look cause here me and KG come naked out of the sidehatch with the oils and purfume and insents Now you're groovin' put on a coll 70's groove a funky groove to fuck to a funky groove to fuck toooo me me and KG its all about sex supreme we likes the cream jeans have you ever been worked on but you guys who are hot for your snatch thats what Im offerin' you you step into our room sniff and then you smell the purfume you lay upon our roundish bed and then you feel a tickling on your head its KG with the feather and the french tickler look aout baby he got the tools and then you fell somethin down by your toes its me its JB Im sucking on your toes we dont mind suckin' on toes good luck findin' a boyfriend who sucks toes havin' sex with me and KG now you talkin' doubleteam SUPREME

10. (tenacious d) (123↑, 24↓)
BEST AND MOST FUNNY EVER\! kyle and jack.......did u know that kyle is in alot of jacks movies?? WELL HE IS\!

"small seasoned culries\!" -straight from jack black

11. (Tenacious D) (93↑, 19↓)
They wrote "City Hall" and "Tribute"--'nuff said.

Tenacious D is awesome.

12. (tenacious d) (84↑, 16↓)
1. Two-man superhero team comprised of: Nastyman-power of flight, power to kill a yak from 300 yards away with mind bullets, the power to move you Wonderboy-protector of the mucky muck

"Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power....wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky muck"--Tenacious D

13. (Tenacious D) (82↑, 27↓)
The greatest and funniest band ever invented by God. How can you not love the man who invented Inward Singing?

Riguh-goo-goo Rigah-goo-goo -Jack Black, Tenacious D

14. (tenacious d) (85↑, 30↓)
Tenacious D is the best band in the world. Kyle Gass (KG) and Jack Black (JB) are also very talented actors. In other words...yes they do kick [ass].

Nah I made the map pretty clear. Yah well fuck you\! I quit\! "Last week, Kyle quit the band Now we're back together oo Misunderstanding, didn't understand Doesn't matter, now we're back together again Lalalalala Couldn't split up Kato and Nash...Thats True Couldn't split of Tango and Cash...thats also true This is our song of exult and joy cause We only came to kick some ass Rock the fucking house and kick some ass What we gonna do with all the cash Smoke cash And then we thrash Throw a big old bash And everyone is invited to the bash And everyone you wanna invite to the bash ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ash Whut time Whut time to blow\!"

15. (Tenacious D) (76↑, 21↓)
The Rock Duo Consisting of one "Kyle Gass"(Acoustics) and one "Jack Black"(Vocals). They Pride Themselves On Being The Greatest Band In The World.

Tenacious D Is The Greatest Band In The World\!\!

16. (tenacious d) (69↑, 24↓)
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute Greated Band in the WORLD\!\!\!\! Jack Black = God\!\!\! whe his forces are joined with Kyle Gass the effects are amazing\! they are sex

"Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail, And the beast was done. He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock\! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh\! This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no. This is just a tribute. Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no. This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World, All right\! It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right\! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world. [2-part skat] [Spoken] And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song. [Sung] This is just a tribute\! You gotta believe me\! And I wish you were there\! Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck\! Good God, God lovin', So surprised to find you can't stop it. [Skat] All right\! All right\!"

17. (Tenacious D) (60↑, 17↓)
Gods. More specifically known as wonderboy&young nasty man,Jables and Kage,JD&KG..etc.

Its rare to be in Tenacious D.

18. (Tenacious D) (65↑, 25↓)
The greatest band in the history of life.

Tenacious D is the shit.

19. (Tenacious D) (45↑, 14↓)
The act of being extremely awesome at everything. The most bitchen band ever\! Tenacious D also controls the sasquatch... If you hate or even dislike Tenacious D then you have very small testicals and no dick. unless you are a chick then you just plain suck... It is the two headed baby of Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden\!

"Tenacious D is hella cool dont you think tom?"says fred "Yes I do fred\!"says tom "I think Tenacious D is lame" says the man with small testicles and no dick.

20. (Tenacious D) (51↑, 24↓)
The greatest band ever. They spawned the second greatest band ever, the [Gay Flamingos].

"Get the scientists working on the tube technology" - Jack "(done as backup) technology" - Kyle

21. (tenacious d) (80↑, 56↓)
Possibly the greatest band to ever exist. Also, arguably the only thing keeping rock alive, fighting off the evil of rip-your-balls-off shitty bands like Green Day, Good Charlotte, and Children of Bodom. -Tenacious D consists of Kyle Gass and Jack Black, who both play the acoustic and electric guitar and sing, with occaisonal help from Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters), Lee, and Spiderman. They are all equally amazing at everything. -One last thing, Jack Black owns Chuck Norris, and Clint Eastwood. Same with KG. -Me baby, ME\! -Jack Black

It doesn't matter if it is good. It only matters if it rocks\! The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off. There's no such thing as a rock prodigy... cause rock and roll is bogus, right KG? right. The only thing that really matters is a classical sauce. And that's why me and KG are classically trained... to rock your fuckin socks off\! -Tenacious D, rock your socks off

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22. (Tenacious D) (42↑, 18↓)
The best band in the world featuring Jack Black and Kyle Gass. They played the greatest song in the world to save their ass's. Though they can't remember the song, their legend lives on.

"This is not...the greatest song in the world. NO\! This is just a tribute." -Tenacious D

23. (Tenacious D) (37↑, 25↓)
A band that sung the greatest song in the world to a deom and forgot, only to write what must've been the second greatest song, Tribute. Stared in their own movie, 'Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny'. They realised the government totally sucks you motherfucker, the government totally sucks. Finally, they met Beelezeboss in the final showdown\! Pwnage. What I'm trying to get at is, Tenacious D are the most genuine and the greatest rock band around. They have all the best elements of a good rock band: -A good name -Kick ass songs on every album -Members, Jack Black, (Jables, JB) and Kyle Gass, (Kage and KG), who don't care what people think and stick it to the man\! -They made a movie which caused uber pwnage

Guy 1: Sassafrass owns\! Guy 2: I know. In fact, Tenacious D owns. Guy 3: Who's Tenacious D Guy 2: Wow, have you been living in the Sahara desert all your life. It's only the greatest band ever.

24. (tenacious d) (15↑, 7↓)
THE most kick-ass band in the history of the known universe.

Satan + Zeppelin + Something really [rank] (like [paris hilton] ) = Tenacious D

25. (Tenacious D) (13↑, 6↓)
The greatest band in the world.

Tenacious D = Greatest band known to man.

26. (Tenacious D) (11↑, 4↓)
The best frickin' band in the world . Amen .

"I fell in love with a baked patato , and that's when I started to dance \tenacious\ d In France " Jesus Ranch - Tenacious D

27. (tenacious d) (6↑, 3↓)
the best band to ever walk the earth

person 1: i hate tenacious d person 2: *punch realy fuking hard in the nose about 5 times* person 1: owwwch why did u do that person 2: *pulls out a dildo and inserts into the anus* person 1: that feels good person 2: its not ment to *takes out dildo and pulls out a gun pops cap in the face of person 1 and laughs* (cop sirens) person 2: omg the cops tenacious d rock 2 MONTHS LATER IN COURT judge: you are acused for the rape and murder of person 1 person 2: the rape part is bull but the rest is true judge: why??? person 2: because he said he didnt like tenacious d judge: oh he deserved it then yo are free person 2: awesome oh and tenacious d rock \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

28. (Tenacious D) (3↑, 2↓)
A comedy rock band. Consisting of two overweight men, who are incredibly skilled at everything. They are super skilled at sex, often times "double teaming" women. They are awesome at rock as well. They battled the devil and won. They also stunned a shining demon by playing the greatest song in the world. They are the only band that currently plays "real" rock, using their humor as a small shield to rock as it gets continuously beaten down by the horrible computer generated music of today. They had a friend named Lee, and teamed up with Sasquatch.

Damn, are there any good rock bands? yeah, Tenacious D, they played the greatest song in the world. what is it? i don't know, they forgot it, this is just a Tribute. Oh, that's cool...damn my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform dude, you broke the rules, now I'll pull out all your pubic hair.

29. (tenacious d) (19↑, 88↓)
1. A sexually transmitted infection, contracted by not using a condom during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include green/purple/orange genitalia, loss of pubic hair, hallucinations, vomiting, coma and ultimately death. More contageous than [ebola]. 2. The name of a rock band, whose movie I was ejected from for throwing popcorn and supplying popcorn to my peers for purposes other than consumption, i.e. throwing.

1) Oh crap my balls have gone purple and there's a large pink elephant in my shower, i must have tenacious d. 2) 'DUUUUDE, I TOTALLY MISS YOUUUU....'

30. (Tenacious D) (35↑, 147↓)
Tenacious D meant "good defense" as performed by a sports team long before it was this band's name, you bunch of illiterate morons.

Google this: "tenacious D" "good defense"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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